Sunday, August 23, 2009

Allegory of a DUI Accident in America Involving a Man Possibly On His Way to a Mass Shooting (or, Self-Inflictions Your Enemies Love to Watch)

—a not-so-funny piece for Pablo Biglang-awa, who sometimes tells stories about contradictions in the world from behind the camera or the brush, and who prompted me to an old thesaurus form from the 5th century, the Amarakosha

His butt skin was stripped and laid on the table
Like wrapping for bologna—the autopsy experts
Were at the base extremities of their patience,
Still could not reach the tail end of a puzzle
Or the end of the tunnel, see the bottom of it.
Everyone too worn out, dedications to the hilt,
To see the gaping hole, colon to their semicolon.

They punctuated their devil’s tails and banged
Logbooks on table tips, resignation’s fundament,
While that stump of an ass wallowed in the tub—
Soaked in chemicals yet, not drunk enough from
A night of accidents, hemorrhoidal bottoms-ups
Where his gun slit his jeans’ back-pocket flaps,
Wringing seat, posterior dispersed interiorly.

As yet to be reported, one political conflict:
At the substratum was an asshole’s automatic.

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